👣 Step into Smoothness with Every Scrape!
The MicroplaneColossal Foot File Scraper is a premium stainless-steel tool designed for effective dead skin and callus removal. With its extra-large filing surface and advanced photo-etching technology, it ensures a gentle yet efficient pedicure experience, suitable for both personal and professional use.
D**D
Sweet baby Jesus, this thing is like a rabid shark for your disgusting, horned man feet.
I am 40. I am male. I trim my toenails when they punch through my socks or my wife complains that I'm shredding the sheets. I have never removed a callus. I didn't even know what calluses were until mine got to the point that I could hardly walk from the pain of having quarter inch stalagmites of dead skin driving into my feet. I lost a bet with my wife and had to go get a pedicure, which was a total waste of 50 bucks getting a slimy foot rub from a high school dropout that looked like she was going to barf. So after that little gem of an experience I shopped around a bit and bought this bad boy, as per the Tribe of Amazon's reviews. In Amazon we trust.First of all let's get the griping over with: this should be jet black with a skull-and-crossbones, not chocolate brown. Power tools should all be black. A death motif is always a plus. This sucker should come with hardware for mounting it in your garage, or better yet a black holster you can strap to your leg. Because it's far more dangerous than any pistol. Han Solo could outshoot Greedo with this thing.Like all men, I tossed the instructions in the trash, whipped off my socks, and started filing away. The first thing I noticed was that a) it didn't hurt, and b) I was grinding off an unbelievable amount of dead skin. Because it didn't hurt I decided it was defective and started furiously sawing back and forth. Grind, grind, grind, and now skin was flying like dust from a bandsaw. That was more like it. After about 30 minutes on each foot I had the kind of beautiful, pink baby feet that fetishists dream about. Chucked the meat dust into the garbage, took a shower, and thought nothing of it as I went to bed.I'm pretty sure the next morning I awoke to the shrill from the smoke alarm going off. Did you know your feet can spontaneously combust? My beautiful pink piggies looked like denuded Vienna sausages. My heels were blood red and inflamed. I could hardly make it to the first aid kit. I wound up slathering about a gallon of Vaseline on each, wishing I had BP around to dump an oil spill on me. Through sheer manly perseverance (read: screaming profanity and crying like a wee girl) I was able to get socks and shoes on, despite my wife's humiliating laughter. I spent two crippling days hobbled to my desk at work and trying to walk as little as possible. Mornings and evenings meant more Vaseline and trips to the grocery store for econo vats of the stuff. By the way, standing in the express checkout with a pained expression while buying huge containers of Vaseline and a baguette your wife asked you to pick up is a great way to strike up a conversation with folks. Made some good friends, yes sir.TL;DR: this thing works. It's like a chainsaw for your feet. Just shave a little off at a time, and do it over the course of a few nights and not one sitting.
C**Y
The best callus remover!
I am a Cosmetologist and use this tool frequently on my pedicure clients. It is easy to use and very durable! I’ve had this same tool for over 10 years!! I have personally used it and my feet are always so soft afterwards, and no more calluses! Very happy with this purchase!
M**R
Great tool. Worth it to buy the brand name.
Fantastic. Lasted 8 years and I'm here to buy another. The cutting part is still great but the plastic broke when I stepped on it. So don't step on yours.YES, THIS IS DANGEROUS. That's how it's supposed to be. Don't use this after a few beers in front of the campfire. ALWAYS SOAK and clean well first. Always do with lots of light. If you are careful, this is an excellent tool to keep your feet healthy.
T**A
Very effective; highly recommend
Works great. Have bought many other options over the past year which were all a hard pass but this one is the winner! You won't be disappointed.
W**S
Works well especially if used immediately after bathing or showering
Definitely does what it’s designed to do. Removes dead skin off the feet. Works best when used immediately after bathing or showering. Stays sharp for a long time so you get a lot of use out of it.
A**A
Another excellent microplane product
This does exactly what it's intended to do and it does it well. For those on their first journey, take it easy because although you might not initially realize how far into the skin you've penetrated, later in the day or the next day, you may have some discomfort if you were too aggressive. So just start off easy and get a feel for it it is very effective. One criticism I have is that I would like to see the abrading surface have a little more curve to it to allow access to more recessed areas of the foot such as between the base of the toes and the ball of the foot, but with some manipulation you can get it where you need it. I'm going to buy another one just to keep in the kitchen for grading as it's wider than the thin micro plan I currently have in that space. I think I'll order a different color just to not have any confusion, LOL
A**R
Great product great price.
Great product great price.
H**Y
Great product
It was getting to the point where I could tap dance barefoot. This works great! But go slow--safer to use lightly several times than to overdo it the first time.
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